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Saturday, September 23

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thanks to my dad and his garage sale savviness i now own "buns of steel pregnancy workout". not quite the prego yoga i've been doing, but maybe it's time to shake things up. :)
erik thinks i should also point out that game days are not "sigh worthy" as i said since i get to babysit on them and get paid in spa certificates. he's right. i sighed because i don't understand "gameday people".
the nice boys at fairway ordered me turkey drumsticks. yum! i'm currently baking them to go with mashed potatoes and gravy. i've never baked a bird. we'll see how this turns out...
we went to the orchard today with the meyers' to pick apples and a pumpkin. i love squeezing pumpkin guts between my fingers. fun, fun, fun! we took the van off-roading on accident. one wrong turn had us up a sideways hill. the nice old tractor ride driver almost had a heart attack after being made aware of the path we'd taken through the orchard! poor guy! poor me! poor elijah! he wasn't even in a carseat! we survived though and rachel made the most amazing hot chocolate ever to end our adventure with. :)

3 Comments:

Blogger Blakely said...

Hope your turkey legs turned out great!! As for your buns of steel...I'm jealous.

7:42 AM  
Blogger nate swinton said...

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell?"
"smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(and a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And i wish i did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So i tickled his chin and i gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Atwood-Family of FIVE said...

are you going to post some pictures of your prego self? no fair you getting to see me "fat" and me not see you! ;)

8:40 PM  

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