"if you liked napoleon dynamite, you'll really like second hand lions" - my mom

"THE SETTINGS
THAT WOULD BE
ON A BLENDER TODAY
IF THE BLENDER HAD BEEN INVENTED, SAY,
100 YEARS BEFORE ITS ACTUAL INVENTION
DATE OF 1922.
BY STEVE SCHNEIDER
- - - -
Cleave
Conmix
Commingle
Interlard
Fashion Into a Thick, Uniform Paste
Engruel
Rend Asunder
Fragment
Thresh With Surpassing Rapidity "

sweet. i found that to be slightly amusing. then again, i'm easily amused on monday nights. i'm off to pay my electric bill and pick up a movie from blockbuster with this gift certificate i have before it expires.
mom says dad's in california... i don't care if he doesn't want to be there! i still think he's a lucky dog. we're suppose to get frost tonight which means i have to drag my 50 lb. jade plant back into the house. sigh.
i had a nice lunch with my mom and sisters and some others yesterday.